08 4 / 2012

Dear Girl Who Has Stopped Talking to Me

I’d like to say that I don’t miss you, but I do.

I’d like to say that you were bad for me, but you weren’t.

I’d like to say that I can leave you behind, but I can’t.

I’d like to say that it doesn’t kill me to see you happy without me, but I can’t.

I’d like to say that I always think about you, but I do.

I’d like to say that I hope you read this and come back, but you won’t.

I’d like to say that I don’t need you in my life, but I do.

I’d like to say that things turned out fine, but they didn’t.

I’d like to say that I hadn’t fallen in love with you, but I did.

19 8 / 2011

  • Yo: Ugh, good morning.
  • Yo: Bitch I know you hate me, quit frontin'

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14 8 / 2011

You can suck my nuts.

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11 8 / 2011

11 8 / 2011

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09 8 / 2011

I STAPLE TAPE WORMS TO MY PENIS

(Source: brandonmadememakethis)

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09 8 / 2011

LOOK AT ALL OF THESE TINY FUCKING ELEPHANTS.HOLY FUCK.
SHIT. 

LOOK AT ALL OF THESE TINY FUCKING ELEPHANTS.
HOLY FUCK.

SHIT. 

(Source: toetoeisham)

09 8 / 2011

09 8 / 2011

Come here, little kiddies. On my lap.

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09 8 / 2011

brandonmadememakethis asked: Come on now

You have to admit

This is just silly

As a great man once said:

“Aw, titties.”

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